Peptide coaching with Bobby Ambaum
Peptide coaching, done properly.
Grade it. Test it. Run it right. Every protocol built on your bloodwork, one change at a time, with me in your corner every week.
Who this is for. And who should stay away.
For you if
You want peptides in your life without forum stacks, vendor “coaches” or guesswork. You do most things right and you're still not where you should be. You want numbers, not a pep talk. And you'll do the boring work.
Usually founders, sales people, executives and other high performers, 30 to 50.
Not for you if
- You're under 25.
- You're pregnant, trying to conceive or breastfeeding.
- You want a diagnosed disease dealt with by a coach, or want compounds supplied.
- You compete in a tested sport. General coaching only.
- You have, or had, cancer, diabetes, heart disease or uncontrolled blood pressure, a transplant or immunosuppressants, an eating disorder, or a serious mental health condition. You can still be coached on the basics, but you start no compound until a doctor has cleared it.
If that's you, this isn't the right programme, and we'll tell you so.
No guesswork. Here's the whole thing.
- Application→
- Strategy Meeting with Bobby→
- Baseline bloods at home→
- Your protocol, every peptide graded→
- Weekly check-ins and voice notes→
- Group calls→
- Retest at 8 to 12 weeks→
- Continue, change or stop
The Room or Inner Circle. Pick your level of in-your-face.
The Room
- 1:1 with Bobby, text and voice memonext working day
- Weekly check-in, voice memo replyyes
- Weekly group callyes
- Small-group deep-dive callsno
- Private WhatsApp groupmain group
- Meet-up in Marbellano
Inner Circle
- 1:1 with Bobby, text and voice memosame day
- Weekly check-in, voice memo replyyes
- Weekly group callyes
- Small-group deep-dive calls2 a week
- Private WhatsApp groupmain + Inner Circle
- Meet-up in Marbellayes
Both tiers: your peptide protocol, designed with you and graded A to D, built on your baseline bloodwork, plus supplements, training, food and sleep. The full course (12 modules). What to test before and after, and what each marker means. A checklist to judge any supplier yourself, with no supplier or affiliate links. The tiers differ by time and access, never by the quality of the coaching.
Blood tests are booked and paid by you, directly with a home nurse service.
The first 15. Real number.
Two ways in. Every protocol starts with your blood. The first 15 clients join at a founding price, shared across both tiers. When the seats are gone, the price goes back to standard and the founding price never comes back.
The seat count goes live when the round opens. It is real and it never resets.
What a week looks like.
- Any day
- 1:1 with me by text and voice memo. The Room gets a reply by the next working day, Inner Circle the same day.
- Once a week
- Your check-in, answered by voice memo: what I saw in your numbers, what it means for the protocol, the one change this week.
- Once a week
- The group call, with people running it properly too.
- Twice a week
- Small-group deep-dive calls. Inner Circle only.
- Always on
- The private group, and the course whenever you want it.
- 8 to 12 weeks
- Retest. Then continue, change or stop.
“Good week. Nothing changes for seven days. Then we go after your sleep, and you’re not going to like it.”
What this isn't.
Not medical care, diagnosis or a prescription. Not a shop: I sell you no compounds and ship nothing. Not a promise: no promised kilos, markers or timelines. If something's flagged, a doctor sees it first, and nothing new starts until it's checked.
I'm Bobby.
A skiing accident in Austria, a motorbike crash, one comeback, and all of it in my lab reports. I'm not your doctor and I'm not your cheerleader. I'm the coach who grades every peptide out loud, reads your numbers with you and won't let you hide from them.
Before you apply.
Payment plans?
Pay in full, or a first payment with the balance by the end of month 4. You get the full terms in writing before any payment link.
Refunds?
Refunds follow the terms you agree before you pay. Read them first, and ask us anything that isn't clear before you commit.
What does bloodwork cost, and where do I test?
You pay the lab directly. Prices per market, and where to book a home nurse, are on the bloodwork page.
Does a doctor review my results?
Flagged results go to a doctor. I'll tell you when that's needed, and nothing new starts until it's checked.
Not ready for coaching?
Start with the free guides and the 2-minute bloodwork check. A membership with the graded peptide library (no doses), the bloodwork course and a members' group opens after the founding round.